Shipping Policy.

Nothing. Blip is an end-to-end commerce simulation. The cart, checkout, and order tracking flows exist to deliver the dopamine of a purchase without the carbon, cost, or clutter of one.

Every simulated order moves through five stages on a randomised schedule:

• Placed — immediately after checkout.
• Processing — a believable wait while the imaginary warehouse picks your imaginary item.
• Shipped — when a non-existent courier accepts a non-existent parcel.
• Out for delivery — purely theatrical.
• Delivered — and then it's done. There is no parcel at your door.

Estimated delivery dates shown at checkout are illustrative. The shipping address you enter is stored against your simulated order for realism and never used to send physical goods. See the Privacy Policy for how this data is handled.

Blip is available worldwide because there is nothing to clear customs. No duties, no taxes, no surprises at the door.

By definition, every Blip parcel is missing. This is the intended behaviour. If you would like the feeling of contacting customer service about it anyway, email support@blip.example and we will respond in character.